Empty mind is a devil's workshop

Ok, this is a very common saying- Empty mind is a devil's workshop. (it seems I'm gonna start every post with 'OK') You see, vacations are on and I've got literally nothing to do. Absolute nothingness. I'm pissed off. So, as I earlier quoted-Thinking is the greatest power which a man possesses and so I'm trying to gain more of that power. Statutory warning: Overpowering can be dangerous. It applies only to weirdos like me. Beware!!

Thinking, thinking, thinking-this room, it seems I've a predilection for this room. The Oxford dictionary defines it as lavatory. Yes, I'm talking about 'the toilet'.

The toilet- a room consisting of three walls, one roof, one floor (the floor will be described later. Hey I'll describe each and every part of it. I wanna piss off everybody who comes across this post), then, it also has one door (with broken or mended latches, depends whether you're shameless or not), then a ventilator (perhaps, it is for the insects to enter) I hate to censor things. One should be frank.

The three walls- basically tiled walls. Tiles of various colors are available in the market. So what should I do? Hell with it. That's none of nobody's business. (you can see the effects of getting pissed). Heck no. The color is really important. White, light Pink, light Green..... so many colors. So many colors which represent different states of mind at different times. That depends on your way of looking at those beautiful colors. Then, have you ever thought how those tiles are made? No, I dunno. The word that comes to my mind is 'factory'. Thinking about the workers who really work in factories- hey, they must be slogging hard like anything, just to make one tile, just to provide us with that beautiful tile for our beautiful lavatory and if we interpret those colors wrongly, then wouldn't it be injustice to those workers. A Weirdo, I'm. I know that.

Colors- who needs an explanation for this one? ........... contact me. I'll surely contact someone else for the same. Think about every color that surrounds you. Think in a positive manner. Not that, its black so its a devil. We seldom have black colored tiles in the toilet. Now, I'm not going to interpret all the colors of the world.
Enough tiles!!

The roof- ah! A real important part. When I look at the roof, I think about the paint coated on it. I think about the god. And in minutes he starts speaking to me. Basically the conversation between me and him is like a questionnaire. I ask him all sorts of questions. From wars to politics to Bollywood to Hollywood to all sorts of gossip to my family problems, the grievances the triumphs, about life, about everything, about my past, about my relationship. Where I went wrong? What was my fault? Was I always wrong? Will I get that one chance (that's not related to my relationship. Ok?) And yes, he answers all my questions. The conversation with god. Try conversing with god. He'll surely help you out of your problems. Not that, you paste a photograph of him on the roof and start chanting rubbish - 'ram ram krishna krishna'.
"Please god, and not plead him"- K.D.


I don't hink you want me to describe the floor. If you want, then leave your comments in the 'comments box'.


The door- Usually made of wood. The wood that comes from the beautiful trees. How many trees they must have cut to make that one door? The tree of the beautiful nature. The tree, belonging to the mother earth. The tree, made by the god. The tree, where the beautiful and mellifluous birds chirp and sing. The tree, underneath whose shade you had once rested. The tree, which gives us the delicious fruit. The fruit that makes you feel much better. The fruit that gives you energy. The fruit which you get after your deeds. "As you sow so shall you reap."

The ventilator- The ventilator allows your fart to escape. It allows fresh air to come in. It allows light to come in (during the day). The light, a ray of hope you call it. The fresh air, that should make you forget the gloomy things. The bad things get ventilated away and there ti lays a way for the good. Life is like this. If there is bad, there is good also. Bad is for good. After night, there's always a new day, a new beginning (sounds common though). And even if you are in dark (meaning night), watch the stars and the moon. They are sources of light. The number of stars in the sky, the number of opportunities you gonna get. (The number of girls you gonna get. LMAO)

Close the door now you shameless brat!!
I hope I've successfully pissed you off. If not, please tell me. I'll tell you 'little jonny' jokes.
Speaking gibberish indeed.

I miss you so much Angelina Jolie.
I love you so much Angelina Jolie.
I wish, I could talk to you once.

Expectation/Experience

It feels so disgusting when a 17 year old starts giving out advices. But even I can't help writing this one. Something which is so much ironic. I was really shocked at what I concluded. Thinking- the greatest power which a man possesses, and one should make the fullest use of that power.

Expectation- Here's what I concluded. (I'm not the only one who has concluded this. There might be many other people also.)
"Expectation is the most dangerous word. And one can't help expecting something from someone. That's the human tendency".
When this word 'expectation' comes between your relationship, it goes bizarre. It has to go bizarre. something ironic here. That will be explained later. After all, everything in this world is so transitory. As the relationship (be it any relationship) between two people grow, they start expecting certain things from each other. In the beginning, both are able to stand up to each other's expectations, but later on this devil grows upto such an extent that the relationship goes in vain. Then usually the two of them start singing 'In pieces.....' n all such kinda songs. They start thinking about right and wrong. "Who was right and who was wrong?". That's the human tendency - to put the blame on the other brat. One just can't help doing that. Then his/her mind gets saturated with all such thoughts. His/her mind becomes a washing machine without a drainage nozzle. One keeps on pondering over the past. Eventually, both the individuals arrive at a conclusion.
"Yes, I was always right and it was he/she who was wrong"
An advice: one shouldn't be over confident about his/her prognostications.
Well, according to me, no such thing i.e the 'right and wrong' exists. Everything in this world is right only. We have the bloody perspectives. It is the human who has been creating these perspectives and judging about 'right and wrong'. Ok, I'm really deviating from the main topic. APOLOGY. But, you see everything in this world is interconnected. Like your washing machine and your mind. The whole world's a sphere. lolz. So the 'expectation' part ends here.
"Don't expect anything from your partner and don't let him/her expect anything from you"

The ironic part: Experience.
"The best word according to me in the whole English language."
Experience teaches us many things. Its the 'experience' which makes a man perfect (oh that went synonymous to "practice make a man perfect"). Its the 'experience' that really helps in one's 'formation'. One needs to have a hellotta experiences. "One has to conquer himself." On one side of coin, the path of life is full of stones and thorns broken pieces of glass. One feels like quitting this journey. "Fuck that, fuck this". One starts thinking like this. Moving on a parallel line, he/she is experiencing something. Then most certainly one has to have the 'experience' of 'expectation'. As I said its very ironic.
The experience: One really has to expect something from someone. Then he/she is not able to stand upto one's expectation. One is sad. One's relationship is broken. One feels like quitting. One starts saying "Fuck that, fuck this". Then your mind is a washing machine.
But diamond(which shines) is the allotrope of graphite (which is black). So, its really good to have an experience of certain things. Or rather, its really good to have an experience of everything. One gets to learn 100s of things. And yes, learning is another great process. Finally one gets the diamond. After many many experiences one gets fruitful results.
Thats how I linked 'expectation' to 'experience'. I love this world. There's so much to learn. There are so many things to link. The whole world's a sphere. lolz

I love you Angelina Jolie.