The Unintentional Question

The Unintentional Question- do people really mean to ask what they are asking?? If they don't, then do they get some guilty pleasures in asking those indecorous questions which culminate in our minds and make us fulminate over those people. Do those people like being fulminated by someone??
Take for example, my maid servant asks me such kinda incorrigible questions. She knows that I had a bath minutes ago. She can see my wet, long, very very long hair (around 8cm) and still she asks me whether I had a bath or not. This is ridiculous. "No I usually don't take baths. I just love pouring water over my head and I just look clean after certain morning hours." Can't you see, I am looking much more handsome and clean. Thats understood that, I had bath a couple of minutes ago. That was an UNINTENTIONAL question. She doesn't really care whether I had a bath or not, but still she'll ask. Just, to eat my head. That makes me pull my hair...a couple of them come out..and my weird mind starts measuring the length.
Then she sees my mum working on something. She isn't that literate that she will understand each and everything that mum is doing. But still she asks, "what are you doing??". Why the hell do you want to know what she is doing?? You ain't gonna understand what she is doing and still you ask a dumb ass question like a dumb ass.
These unintentional questions disturb the equanimity of our stable minds. Another very FAQ is "Areyy, Tum ghar aa gaye??" You know that the person is back home. You can see him in front of you. You can see his alive, standing body in front of you, inside your very very sweet and beautiful home and still you ask "Areyy, Tum ghar aa gaye??". What sense does that make?
It simply shows how absent minded you are and nothing else. These questions irritate the hell out of you at times.

Some people are addicted to such kinda unintentional questions. They love asking such questions. They do it deliberately fulminating us upto the largest extent. The volcano's gonna erupt now. There was a guy in my class who used to do the same. He was honored with the tag-'The #@$% Eater'. He didn't even leave the girls. He used t eat like anything. Must have achieved awards for eating upto such an extent. There were rumors that he had a godown where he kept all #$%^. People used to run away when he was in the farthest premises.

But looking at the other side of the coin, this is the human tendency- to ask such questions. Each and everybody asks such questions. Even me, at times. Everybody is crazy. Everybody is absent minded. We have to be absent minded at times. You just cant help being that way. Who knows your absent mindedness would make the people around you LOL. And mind you, there's no bigger achievement than getting a smile/ laughter on the faces of people around you. They might think you are foolish, but atleast they laughed and had a moment of fun in this transient world. Afterall nothing is perfect. And imagine a life without these questions. It would be so dull and gloomy. Keep asking, keep enjoying and keep eating!! ;)

Currently I am zany about Angelina Jolie. I love you Angelina Jolie.

Part II

In my prevoius post I abused the religions a lot. In a fit of fury/ anger/ rage/ frustration, man does things that bother him the most. There shouldn't be a misconception that, I don't believe in god. Yes, I do believe in god. But god for me is not idol worship.
Anyway..
The whole country's aware of the mishaps that took place in Maharashtra a couple of weeks ago. What was it??.. something like..they burnt buses and did 'maraamari' and all that violence. RT. This name was frequently heard in the news also. "Biharis leave Maharashtra!!" (may be it was also for UPians, Jharkhandians, Uttaranchalians and every statians). It was something like "Britishers leave India" to my ears. Whoa, I mean what was that?? All of us are Indians right? The problem- "they come to our state and follow their culture, celebrate their festivals, follow their rituals, do their this, do their that. So what do you want RT? They come to Maharashtra and become Maharashtrians from top to bottom, from body to mind to soul. It must be so difficult to change one's religion, one's caste or whatever that word is (the relevant one). So RT, if you go to Africa, will you live like Africans? Do you know the slightest bit of Afrikaans? Imagine Rt wearing only a skirt made of leaves and twigs and nothing else, dancing in front of fire with other tribal people of Africa. Haha. "Freedom of speech and expression". India is a democracy, after all.
Consider another example but the same characters- RT said a week ago " In recruitment of jobs, Marathis should be given first preference". After some days one will have to take 'admission' in Maharashra. 100% job guaranteed. One will have graduation degrees certifying he/she has passed all the exams that make him/her a true and complete Maharashtrian. Fuck!. One will have M.Mar (master of marathi), B.Mar (bachelor of marathi) and according to these degrees he/she will be given jobs in big IT firms and MNCs. Lolz. Hey RT, do one thing. Write a plea to the Prime Minister/President (whoever is concerned) asking him/her to divide the country into 28 different countries. DCI (The Divided Countries o India). "Unity in diversity"??
Not talent, what matters today is your caste and religion. Thats a new trend, I should say. Same case with the reservations for SC/ST/ OBC. After some days, we will have 100% reservation. Talent has no role to play then. Imagining India as a developed country.....just imagine, it will never happen RT.
I remember Nana Patekar's scene in one movie. He mixes the blood of a Hindu and a Muslim and asks them to separate the mixture. Even electrophoresis will not help in separating the colloidal mixture. One will die of an electric shock ('coz of electrophoresis), but will never be able to separate the mixture.
I am a Marathi indeed. I am not against marathis and I don't stand for biharis. This is just an example or warning I should say.
The DCI.

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